that's the LAW???

i was checking my friend's ipod app as she drove me & my brothers to wakulla springs for the day, and i found some seriously weird laws:

in Alabama you may drive the wrong way on a one-way street in a vehicle with a lantern attached to the front.
what the heck? imagine this: a car speeds along on a one-way street and causes general havoc until the cop eventually stops her and almost gives the driver a ticket. but being a clever and generally smart-arse kinda guy, he points out that on his little Pontiac logo sticking out of his hood, he has hung a lantern, and thus he is free to continue his roadrage.

in several states, showering naked is illegal!
okay, i get that for public areas, but if your in your own home, you should have the right to take a freakin' shower! how do the cops even enforce that law? (initiate thought bubble!) "ma'am, i'll have to ask you to uh... exit the shower please." "why?" "'cause you're naked, ma'am." "get out of my bathroom, pervert! (tosses shampoo bottles at the police officer) (end thought bubble!) all in all, this law is just outta whack!

I would bore you with more about how horses cant be held in bathtubs, motorists' obligation to fire pistols into the sky for horseback riders' safety, and how almost nothing can be done on Sunday, but i'll let this one rest for now. btw. if you have any REALLY weird laws, just post 'em in a comment!